American citizens starving to death, a real Scientist finds
Desperate Americans resorting to cannibalism, wandering north and south - east and west, to find food
American citizens in the entire land mass considered as the United States of America, are starving as they struggle to adapt to an extreme shortage of food, according to the latest research by a real scientist.
"Changing political attitudes are making it more difficult for resource providers to plant food, mine fuel, and harvest timber," said Dr. Rudolph Nature, a scientist with Motherearth Good Science, Inc.
Residents everywhere in America, described the thousands of parentless children who wander everywhere, as being thin and hungry.
Many studies by Dr. Nature and his colleagues, were widerly published for years.  These documentations cautioned Americans as to the consequences the environmental movement would have on America's resource production. These cautionings were apparantly ignored, for just yesterday, it was reported that three elderly people were found dead, out on an icy pond. Because poison darts were found in each, it is believed they were attempting to ice fish.  This violates the Fishy Protection Act, and the Environmental Protection Police (EPP) had to kill them.
Nature, told ZQH News that he and his colleagues also saw 22 year old political aids, resorting to extreme measures to stay alive.
"We found four different incidents where bureaucrats had been killed by these young aids- to eat — in other words, cannibalism," Nature said Wednesday.
"I thought that was very unusual. I've never seen it, anywhere."
People usually make homes everywhere...behind flood plain levees, on mudslide hill tops,  smooth expanses of fallow land, and in forests with high fuel base. But Nature's  research has found that politics have caused the Thin Skins now in power, to layer and bunch together to keep food in places they can hide from most Americans.
Those new hiding places have meant that the hungry must claw through to the Thin Skins, without offending their delicate psyche or breaking the strident code of political correctness, to get a crumb of food.
Nature said fear of starvation has also likely driven some hungry to leave America, and wander thousands of kilometres north, south, east and west, — as was the case last week, when a mother American and two children arrived in Hottown, in the country of Environotsoperfect, about a billion kilometres east of their usual habitat.
"The children were leading their Mom. It looks like they were pretty hungry," said Mert Oped,  one of about 100 Hottown residents who saw the family  in the community. Hottown EPP shot and killed the family out of concerns they'd compete with their pet prairie rodents for forage.
Rudolph said that if politics keeps changing, people should expect more Americans to wander overseas.  However, he warns that they will have a hard time surviving there, for the United Enviro Nation disallows such wandering, and any one caught doing so will be tattooed as "non-French" and will live only a short time eating only kisses and no beef.
"The hungry, in terms of enviro politics, will just adapt and go to hell.  That's probably what'll happen," he said.
"There isn't enough food on the land to start with. And even if there was tons of tofu, most humans can't maintain themselves on that kind of a diet."
"The number of American citizens will continue to decrease as long as the politics, global warming fables, and Thin Skins rule," said  Dr. Nature, adding, "We tried to warn the bureaucrats, not to make policies based on myths and fables, but they ignored us, and went ahead and destroyed all our resource production in America. Now look what we have to contend with. God help us all."